Don't Give Up (on Computer Science)
[A parody of “Don’t you quit” http://psalm40.org/dontquit.html]

When you’re up all night
‘cause there’s s**t to do
when the mean’s 66
but you get 42
when your inbox is nothing
but Git commits
and you have to Git pull
but you want to Git quit
when this lecturer’s making
no sense to you
and you don’t know the answer
or can’t write the proof
when there’s 300 errors
in 400 lines
or you have senior standing
but waitlist for Bai

CS is strange with its non normal curves
as every new undergrad sometimes learns
and many a freshman turns about
though he might have passed 60
if he just stuck it out
Don’t change your major
though the pace seems slow
this code might compile
with just another go

competition’s fierce
in hiring time
but you still might get hired
if you try and apply
success comes to those
who always pull through
there are full-time code experts
who were once just like you
So stick to your studies
and always remember
if you have any questions
just find us at Kemper